You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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