Can Purell be used as lube?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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