just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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