Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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