just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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