ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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