i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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