you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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