What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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