she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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