Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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