Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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