And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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