Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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