Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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