I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
When are your genitals available?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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