Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
this is an emotional support booty call
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize