I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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