How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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