Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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