When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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