he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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