Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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