I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Someone shit on the floor
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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