its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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