dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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