I need to stop coming to work sober
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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