Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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