..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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