Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
