Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Holy shit dude........stairs
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