Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
please don't ironically join a cult
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