you guys were way drunker than both of me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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