i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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