The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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