: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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