You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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