Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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