i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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