Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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