Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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