belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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