No awkward lesbian experiences without me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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