I hate all girls vehemently.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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