omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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