What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I queefed so loud it echoed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
