It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Alive.
So much puke
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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