I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I love having hate sex.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
