What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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