Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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