did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Nicole vs. Life
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I want her autograph on my taint
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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