Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
