Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's blow job season.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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