i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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