ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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