this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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