Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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