The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I believe in your delicious
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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